Engineers

Story: Cooking For EngineersTotal Replies: 4
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richo123

Nov 06, 2005
5:39 AM EDT
So my family is over endowed with engineers which has led me as a completely impractical type to fall back on the excellent genre of engineer jokes. Here's one

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 (Bambino) when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again". [an error occurred while processing this directive]

Here's more:

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/engineerjokes....
TxtEdMacs

Nov 06, 2005
6:43 AM EDT
Followed the instructions and emailed jokes and links to everyone in the universe. What's next?
phsolide

Nov 06, 2005
11:00 AM EDT
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: First, assume the chicken is spherical....
jimf

Nov 06, 2005
11:31 AM EDT
Yep, all good examples of why normal people's eyes glaze over when we talk to them :)
tuxchick

Nov 06, 2005
11:42 AM EDT
the other fatal preface is "First, you have to understand that.............."

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