My cheek is still hurting.

Story: Getting Cheeky At the Ohio LinuxFestTotal Replies: 20
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PaulFerris

Oct 05, 2006
6:19 AM EDT
It's bad that DinoTrac insults my stature, but he has to stoop to violence (the pinch-cheeking thing clearly qualifies here) to accomplish his ego-boosting, world-dominating needs.

It's also dangerous -- it could damage my good looks. I hope you're happy oh 'Trac'd one. Don't worry Don, I forgive you -- you were just the messenger.
devnet

Oct 05, 2006
10:38 AM EDT
Quoting:Bob and Don with Paul. Is that "The Boys are Back in Town" I hear playing in the background?


Odd...I heard "It's Raining Men" playing in the background when viewing that picture. Who set up that midi to play server side when the pic was opened?
dinotrac

Oct 05, 2006
11:10 AM EDT
Paulie --

I saw the picture.

Y'know, that's a good look on you.

Sort of Edvard Munch thing.

Good to see that the Rev is a man of honor.

Good to see that your cheek remains pliable.

Really, really, really, REALLY wish I could have been there.
PaulFerris

Oct 05, 2006
11:39 AM EDT
Dino: next year come and stay a bit. We can easily find stuff to disagree on that way.

Very surprised that you didn't capitalize on some of the simplest of setups in my post! Are you getting sluggish? Taking too many meds or something?

Where's Tuxxy on top of all of this?!?

-=FeriCyde=-

PS: Here I was expecting *some* kind of abuse, and man, what a let-down.
dinotrac

Oct 05, 2006
11:53 AM EDT
Sorry, Paulie...

Distracted.

And out of practice!!!

But, come on, ya gotta admit -- finding a way to abuse you by remote control was pretty nifty!!!

PS -

I see you haven't gotten any taller!!





jdixon

Oct 05, 2006
5:42 PM EDT
> Here I was expecting *some* kind of abuse, and man, what a let-down.

I've been doing my best to keep him in practice Paul, but I'm not up to your standard. :(
dinotrac

Oct 05, 2006
6:56 PM EDT
jdixon -

Don't take it too hard. Few people are up to Paulie's standard.

Face it, he's got years hunched his blurry little screen -- not that he has to hunch very far -- trying to hunt and peck out some minimally adequate rejoinder to the blazing glory that is, in spite of my overwhelming abundance of unbridled, unmitigated, and unmatched humility, my brilliant wit and keenly insightful mind.

Surprisingly, to those who know him, Paulie is almost up to the task.

At any rate, he is a good guy and good company, and he should take some consolation in that.
dcparris

Oct 05, 2006
7:10 PM EDT
Um, Dino, should I send you the doctor bill? When I reached down to pinch his cheek, something in my back just snapped. You don't mind picking up the tab on this one, do you?
dinotrac

Oct 06, 2006
6:44 AM EDT
Rev -

Technically speaking, you, as a competent adult (OK, a few assumptions being made), were in a better position than I to judge the degree of stretch required to pinch the aforementioned chubby cheek.

As such, you must assume all liability for the act, and, oh...

Did I mention that you are one of my all-time heros?

I would really appreciate your autograph in my autograph book. Please feel free to ignore the section that starts with "Waiver of Liability". It means nothing.
PaulFerris

Oct 06, 2006
12:05 PM EDT
Quoting: aforementioned chubby cheek


What! You're still calling me fat too!

*sigh*
dinotrac

Oct 06, 2006
5:07 PM EDT
>What! You're still calling me fat too!

Paulie --

Only your cheek. It's quite clear from the picture that you now cut a svelte little figure.
dcparris

Oct 06, 2006
5:37 PM EDT
> I would really appreciate your autograph in my autograph book. Please feel free to ignore the section that starts with "Waiver of Liability". It means nothing.

Oh, I see. You mean, kinda like Microsoft's warranty.
dinotrac

Oct 06, 2006
6:10 PM EDT
>Oh, I see. You mean, kinda like Microsoft's warranty.

Exactly.
cr

Oct 07, 2006
12:38 PM EDT
Wait -- which cheek WAS that?
jdixon

Oct 07, 2006
4:40 PM EDT
> that you now cut a svelte little figure.

That's lithe Dino, lithe. And you forgot the comma too. :)
dinotrac

Oct 07, 2006
5:59 PM EDT
jdixon -

How dare you insult my integrity!

I would never tell a lithe.
tuxchick2

Oct 07, 2006
6:32 PM EDT
Does this operating system make me look fat?

No, your fat makes you look fat.
dinotrac

Oct 08, 2006
4:29 AM EDT
tc -

Touche and ouch.
jezuch

Oct 08, 2006
5:28 AM EDT
You mean FAT32?
jdixon

Oct 08, 2006
5:35 AM EDT
> You mean FAT32?

No, Dino's well past 32.
jdixon

Oct 08, 2006
5:36 AM EDT
> I would never tell a lithe.

Now, now Dino. No need to get Grouchy. :)

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