But Novell is Microsoft!

Story: The One Place Novell Can Beat MicrosoftTotal Replies: 12
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VisiGoth

Apr 16, 2008
12:49 PM
Even if they themselves refuse to acknowledge the fact (publicly at least)!.
dinotrac

Apr 16, 2008
1:40 PM
Ah, and Windows is Linux, I guess.
IBM is Oracle.
India is Pakistan.
England is France.
The New England Patriots are the New York Giants.
The Yankees are the Red Sox.
NoDough

Apr 16, 2008
2:36 PM
dinotrac is VisiGoth
tuxchick

Apr 16, 2008
2:41 PM
I am Spartacus.
azerthoth

Apr 16, 2008
2:43 PM
I was wondering why my stock in tinfoil had been going up.
Scott_Ruecker

Apr 16, 2008
2:44 PM
No, I am Spartacus!!
dinotrac

Apr 16, 2008
4:19 PM
Hey guys, no cus'ing allowed!
Bob_Robertson

Apr 16, 2008
5:09 PM
> I am Spartacus!!

One of my all-time absolute favorite movies.

Also one of the best "commentary" tracks I've ever heard. The "Criterion Collection" version, that Netflix carries. I was sorry to send it back! Glorious.

The makeup job on Kirk Douglas was so good that, when filming the opening scene, Ustinov didn't recognize Douglas at first.
GDStewart

Apr 16, 2008
6:27 PM
Dino, you left out:

Black is white
Freedom is slavery
War is peace
Ignorance is strength
azerthoth

Apr 16, 2008
6:34 PM
I vote for Scott as Spartacus, more entertaining by far to see him bearing his weapon of choice (drum sticks) while wearing a silly leather stripped skirt.

Maybe not as cute as TC, but I'm sure we would all get a bigger chuckle.
dinotrac

Apr 16, 2008
6:45 PM
GDStewart -

And, I am sure, at least 1984 other things as well.
VisiGoth

Apr 17, 2008
12:30 AM
2 more:
dinotrac is hilarious.
Bill Gates is the devil.
Scott_Ruecker

Apr 17, 2008
12:55 AM
azerthoth, you are truly scary.. LOL!!

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