New Pfizer Breakthrough Miraculously Extends Lifespan Of Near-Death Patents

Posted by BernardSwiss on Jul 14, 2014 7:13 AM EDT
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NEW YORK — Hailing it as a groundbreaking discovery with far-ranging benefits, pharmaceutical company Pfizer announced a new breakthrough Friday that vastly extends the lifespan of near-death patents.

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