Nalf's Stallman-isms

I think RMS has a GNUpoleon Complex. Here's some more fuel for the fire:

Stallman Joy: Sometimes you feel like GNUt.... Well, sometimes you just feel like a GNUt.

Ralph GNUder: splitting the vote so the bad guy wins every time.

Stero: cluelessly playing the fiddle while his kingdom burns to the ground.

Foregon GNUmp: "Life is like a DRM-infected box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get (to play it on)."

Marvin GNUay: I 'Hurd' It Through The Grapevine (that GNU would scarcely exist without the Linux kernel.)

GNU2: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (in the latest GPL3 draft)"

GNUeen: AGNUther GPL3 Draft Bites the Dust.

SiGNUnd Freud: sometimes a Tivo is just a Tivo.

GIMBY: (There's a) GNUt In My Backyard (and it's RMS).

Donald GNUmsfeld: We're winning the War on DRM...not.

George GNUsh: We're fighting them on their Tivos so we don't have to fight them on our laptops.

Dick CheGNUy: We must destroy Microsoft because Bill Gates has DRMs.

zealots come on both sides of the argument.