Microsoft and Yahoo! Would Be Better Together

Steve Ballmer and Jerry Yang dancing to "Happy Together"...

Wretch.

I think your pun is inadvertent.

It's still punny.

Wasn't Yang kicked out by shareholders unhappy that he didn't sell out to Microsoft?...

Quoting:Wasn't Yang kicked out by shareholders unhappy that he didn't sell out to Microsoft?...

Facts should never stand it the way of a good story! A main line media and tech punditry motto that so many live by. You know them* as you pass them on the street with their irrepressible smile painted across their faces as they run to their banks to cash their** checks.

YBT

* Sniffle, so far my efforts to join their ranks have failed. Just too many out there better than I.

** The world belongs to their kind, NOT yours.

@jezuch Sort of. Jerry Yang is not CEO anymore, but he is still the big Yahoo or whatever they call him. Carol Bartz and Steve Balmer doing a happy dance isn't nearly as gut wrenching an image... Well, the Bartz half isn't anyway. Sweaty Steve is just kind of gross in general. You'd think with all his $$$ he could afford hair implants or a good wig... He should call Shatner.

> He should call Shatner.

Isn't Trump more his type?

@jdixon Well, I meant if he wanted to actually get a good rug... I think Trump is a comb-over... And I don't think Balmer has enough hair around back to pull it off. I've always wondered why Trump doesn't do something about his bad hair... but I guess in his case it has sort of become a trademark.