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Building a Cloud Ark for the Coming Data Flood
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hit the delete key
Problem solved.
And you know the best part?
It's the size of the ark.
Nah, what do you think, how large is the ark going to be, holding all data on the planet during the flood?
I'd say:
4 bits. One male and one female 0, and one male and one female 1.
After the flood, just start over. Obviously, bytes reproduce faster than rabbits (which begs the question: How many rab bits are in a byte?).
It's the size of the ark.
Nah, what do you think, how large is the ark going to be, holding all data on the planet during the flood?
I'd say:
4 bits. One male and one female 0, and one male and one female 1.
After the flood, just start over. Obviously, bytes reproduce faster than rabbits (which begs the question: How many rab bits are in a byte?).
Oh hans. ow. ow squared. No, cubed. No, tetrahedroned.
(I will never admit I laughed.)
(I will never admit I laughed.)
*now where did I put that brick?*
Let's see, do I have enough money to buy an airline ticket to Europe?
No. Or, rather, not yet...
No. Or, rather, not yet...
Speaking of Cloud...
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