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The "Oldest Pirate" Passes

Posted by helios on · 1 comment
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No, I am not going to tell you her real name. She is a criminal now and I made her so. 86 years of lawful living, survived without so much as a speeding ticket. Her now-blemished essence is now the foulest of stain on my duplicitous hands.

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dinotrac ·
Thanks for the reprise.

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