No one uses Microsoft anymore

There are not words... Some people are just beyond hope.

It makes me less sad I never went to college :)

Jeff: I don't need no Facebook for such task, I have LXer comments!

Carla is smart enough that she didn't need to go to college. This is just further evidence.

That page reminds me of a quote that I've seen attributed to both Yogi Berra and Groucho Marx:

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

> Yogi Berra and Groucho Marx

Philosophers of note, both of them.

Please, please! We are speaking of our future. This may speak to my adverse impulse to go to the aid of some walking texter who meets a logical conclusion. Another philosopher, Forest Gump, said it best (well, he got it from his wise momma).

As for me, I used to couldn't spell gragit then I become one. I got the paper to prove it.

The best one I found a few years ago in a comment somewhere: it stated that you still needed Windows when you ran Linux because a kernel (he didn't use that word though) was so complex, a few nerds would be unable to create that one.

Some kernels don't pop when you cook 'em.

Tell that to the German Ministry of Foreign Affairs : http://www.osor.eu/news/de-ministry-of-foreign-affairs-to-di...