wow, better run out and purchase Kaspersky at once!!
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| Author | Content |
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| tuxchick2 May 08, 2006 2:34 PM EDT |
You can't be too careful ZOMG the Linux virii are coming! |
| grouch May 08, 2006 4:31 PM EDT |
Calm yourself, tuxchick2. I just happen to have a solution for the low, introductory price of just $49.95*. Understand, this price is for you only. Don't be spreading it around. *Price per month, non-refundable. Su..., er, Buyer indemnifies seller of all damages, etc. Buyer agrees to provide seller with root access and further agrees not to complain nor speak unkindly about seller to anyone. |
| jdixon May 08, 2006 4:31 PM EDT |
You know, there paranoid rantings my Kaspersky and a few other companies are the best sign I've seen that widespread use of desktop Linux is just around the corner. Why else would they be in such a panic? |
| grouch May 08, 2006 4:45 PM EDT |
jdixon: I'm surprised at your insinuation that the anti-virus companies have some motive other than selfless service to all humanity. Aren't they the ones with the motto, "To Serve and Protect"? |
| jdixon May 08, 2006 5:13 PM EDT |
> Aren't they the ones with the motto, "To Serve and Protect"? Hmm, no, I think that's someone else. Theirs is more like "to service, with protection". Speaking of the term service, my employer launched a time sheet program they called "Employee Self Service". It's obvious no one in upper management grew up on a farm. It got even worse when they launched a customer web app, called "Customer Self Service", since many of their customers are rural and would know that usage. |
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