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Lots of chairs will die

Story: VMware rains hardware deals on Microsoft's paradeTotal Replies: 7
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herzeleid

Feb 26, 2008
8:33 PM EST
Heard from a fly on the wall in steve ballmers office:

CRASH! splinter... CRUNCH!

"I'm gonna f**king KILL vmware!"
tuxchick

Feb 27, 2008
7:14 AM EST
Heh, so there's the tag line for a any product that competes with a Microsoft product: "Please- think of the chairs!"
techiem2

Feb 27, 2008
7:50 AM EST
"Every time you sell your product Steve kills a chair"
tuxtom

Feb 27, 2008
9:08 AM EST
Chairman
ColonelPanik

Feb 27, 2008
9:23 AM EST
But...someday those chairs will strike back.
NoDough

Feb 27, 2008
9:48 AM EST
Someday Steve will learn. Chair and chair alike.
tuxtom

Feb 27, 2008
10:10 AM EST
He can certainly afford to destroy Herman Millers for now...but not for long!!!!
jezuch

Feb 27, 2008
1:45 PM EST
"The Return of the Undead Zombie Chairs" - yes!!

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