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oh noes, look what I done

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gus3

Sep 10, 2008
11:57 PM EDT 		I've had a hand in bringing about the cold death of the universe, something I never could have done if I ran Windows Vista.

Curse you, Linus Torvalds!
tuxchick

Sep 11, 2008
12:21 AM EDT 		You better curse RMS too, and Kernighan and Ritchie, and Ada Byron, and Archimedes, and Galileo, and Newton, and Fran Drescher. Because the big secret of particle accelerators is they don't spend millions of dollars on space-age gear- they just build these giant soundproof tunnels and play Fran Drescher's voice very loudly. Those poor little atoms don't have a chance- poof! splitsville. They tested Roseanne's voice too, but that gave them nervous breakdowns.
gus3

Sep 11, 2008
2:12 AM EDT 		Oh, those poor atoms!

They need to listen to some Morgan Freeman:

http://xkcd.com/462/

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