Geek humor on TV

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tuxchick

Dec 09, 2008
10:07 PM EDT
I'm cracking up at Futurama- "Why is Windows 3000 used for prison guards? Because it always locks up!"
Sander_Marechal

Dec 10, 2008
2:48 AM EDT
Hehehe :-)

Do you know what I also see a lot on TV lately? People using Linux computers in shows like CSI and what-not. It's usually the window manager theme that gives it away.
jacog

Dec 10, 2008
2:53 AM EDT
Well, I always thought that tweaking a free desktop environment with themes, compiz-fusion, etc. etc. is prolly the easiest way for those folks to make a nice and functional "Hollywood-style" computer.

Well, minus the HUGE alert boxes that spew out unnecessarily verbose information like "DEPLOYING VIRUS INTO FOREIGN SYSTEM, PROGRESS 56%" - that always cracks me up.
Sander_Marechal

Dec 10, 2008
3:00 AM EDT
Yeah :-) The one that really cracks me up though is that if you open a file on computer A and then delete the file from computer B, it disappears from computer A as well because the application magically closes. E.g. "Clear and present danger".
jacog

Dec 10, 2008
3:12 AM EDT
Or when they destroy a computer's contents by shooting a bullet into the monitor.
jacog

Dec 10, 2008
3:31 AM EDT
Hmmmm... any chance I could prod you guys to keep going and possibly cite examples of dodgy Hollywood computing? Might be fun to make up a list.
Sander_Marechal

Dec 10, 2008
5:47 AM EDT
Plenty of lists to go around :-)

http://nand.net/~demaria/hollywood.txt (The Hollywood OS) http://www.qatarliving.com/node/104580 (Office Space, Sneakers, Swordfish) http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/494 (about programming in the movies. Has links to other lists as well)
dinotrac

Dec 11, 2008
10:28 AM EDT
>dodgy Hollywood computing

I suppose the stereotypical hacker taking 30 seconds to break into ANYTHING is too cliche to mention...

And using a Mac to inject a virus into the alien mothership in Independence days could happen, right? I've always that that Steve Jobs was a little, well, different.

But -- CHEEZ!!!! That scene in Jurassic Park where the smarmy little girl looks at the goofy GUI and says "I know this -- it's Unix!"
tuxchick

Dec 11, 2008
11:08 AM EDT
My fave are the countdown intrusion detectors--- "Oh no, it spotted me!! I have thirty-eight seconds before I am shut out and then it retaliates!" And the remote intrusion detection system kindly displays a colorful countdown graphic that uses nice big TV-friendly numbers.
Sander_Marechal

Dec 11, 2008
11:25 AM EDT
Quoting:But -- CHEEZ!!!! That scene in Jurassic Park where the smarmy little girl looks at the goofy GUI and says "I know this -- it's Unix!"


The really funny part is that this bit of Jurassic Park is actually realistic. That goofy GUI is an actual UNIX 3D filesystem explorer for a Silicon Graphics machine.

The goofy part is a 12 year old knowing Unix, and thinking that knowing Unix means you also know the specialized security system running on top of it.
NoDough

Dec 12, 2008
3:34 PM EDT
I often point out these and other non sequiturs when watching television with my daughter. She gets upset with me for killing the illusion.
tracyanne

Dec 12, 2008
3:57 PM EDT
The enjoyment of fantasy depends on the willing suspension of disbelief.
techiem2

Dec 12, 2008
6:25 PM EDT
The enjoyment of fantasy can also come from mocking the incorrect technology uses and such. :P
Sander_Marechal

Dec 13, 2008
1:32 PM EDT
It's a different kind of enjoyment though :-)

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