Microsoft created worldwide financial crisis
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| dinotrac Feb 24, 2009 8:39 AM CST |
to get Linux developers laid off. I'm sure Roy will have details soon. |
| DrDubious Feb 24, 2009 10:36 AM CST |
That's strange - I think I smell sarcasm all of a sudden... |
| azerthoth Feb 24, 2009 10:45 AM CST |
Sarcasm .. from dino? never ... not in a million years, I am however still chuckling. |
| moopst Feb 24, 2009 10:57 AM CST |
Microsoft does stand to gain much from the 787 billion porkulus package. They're going to take all of our medical records and send them to government computers. Then they're going to start telling doctors which treatments they may / may not proscribe. |
| Scott_Ruecker Feb 24, 2009 11:29 AM CST |
Dino NEVER jokes.. unless he's joking..;-) By the way good one Dino, and I am already surprised that Roy's take has not surfaced. But since I told him I could not post his articles without proper reference material he has been very very quiet. Scott |
| tuxchick Feb 24, 2009 11:35 AM CST |
Quoting: I could not post his articles without proper reference material Geez, a guy just can't win. ;) |
| Scott_Ruecker Feb 24, 2009 11:40 AM CST |
Having standards just makes everything harder. Stupid Standards.. ;-) |
| ColonelPanik Feb 24, 2009 12:50 PM CST |
Not having standards makes everything harder also. Don't PANIK, lower your aspirations. |
| azerthoth Feb 24, 2009 12:52 PM CST |
heh, that brings to mind one of my favorite demotivational posters. "If at first you dont succeed: sky diving is not for you" |
| dinotrac Feb 24, 2009 3:15 PM CST |
az -- I'll remember that. OTHOH -- Sky-diving may be safe compared to medical care with Microsoft calling the shots. Blue screen of death, the sequel. |
| tracyanne Feb 24, 2009 3:19 PM CST |
Quoting:But since I told him I could not post his articles with proper reference material he has been very very quiet. And it hasn't been because he's properly referencing his work either. |
| Bob_Robertson Feb 24, 2009 3:22 PM CST |
> And it hasn't been because he's properly referencing his work either. This thread will be a primary source. Everybody smile, :^) |
| jdixon Feb 24, 2009 9:01 PM CST |
> Blue screen of death, the sequel. Sounds like a good intro to a zombie movie. After all, that's what a significant percentage of Windows PC's are. |
| gus3 Feb 24, 2009 9:10 PM CST |
Quoting:This thread will be a primary source.Won't that bring about the heat death of the universe? Lxer.com: Faster and cheaper than the Large Hadron Collider. |
| tuxchick Feb 24, 2009 9:40 PM CST |
Gnarrr, feel the LXer power! We split atoms for breakfast and recombine DNA for fun! |
| Scott_Ruecker Feb 24, 2009 10:15 PM CST |
Quoting:Gnarrr, feel the LXer power! We split atoms for breakfast and recombine DNA for fun! Darn it Carla, those are very important LXer secrets your just throwing out there for the world to see.. do you realize that most people will not understand and think we can botox their genes or split the universe in half or some such?!?!? LOL!!! |
| caitlyn Feb 25, 2009 12:08 AM CST |
This is why Iran and North Korea can never be permitted to have LXer.com :) |
| dinotrac Feb 25, 2009 5:12 AM CST |
Scott - Pot and Kettle, man. Sure, Carla let loose with a big one, but your Freudian slips are nearly as bad. How long will it take an asstute reader to figure out that we've nearly perfected the Buttox treatment to let people wear tight jeans again? And surely somebody will catch on to our ongoing efforts to turn the Milky Way into a gated community, keeping out universal riffraff. All thanks to you, pal. All thanks to you. |
| caitlyn Feb 25, 2009 1:50 PM CST |
All your secrets are belong to us! |
| tuxchick Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST |
Buttox....die.....*thud* |
| Scott_Ruecker Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST |
Quoting:Sure, Carla let loose with a big one, but your Freudian slips are nearly as bad. Just cause I'm good at..and they are pretty good huh?..doesn't mean we can just open the floodgates of LXer secrets to the uninitiated.. I'm just digging a deeper hole aren't I? |
| dinotrac Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST |
>I'm just digging a deeper hole aren't I? You think? |
| NoDough Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST |
>> I'm just digging a deeper hole aren't I? No, not at all Mikhail... errr... Scott. |
| gus3 Feb 25, 2009 8:56 PM CST |
TC let loose with a big one? I thought I smelled something... |
| KernelShepard Feb 26, 2009 8:12 AM CST |
I'm afraid to even touch this one... but I must thank dinotrac for a good chuckle ;-) |
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