not really ;)

Story: Yes Linus, Microsoft hating is a disease. And it's a pandemicTotal Replies: 13
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alegrand77

Jul 28, 2009
4:19 AM EDT
for me it's already started to become like the countless and endless rants on Mono for example.. like there were no other news..REAL news, I mean. boring. "Che is dead. Get over it."
TxtEdMacs

Jul 28, 2009
8:13 AM EDT
alegrand77*

Quoting:"Che is dead.
Liar! He lives on, on T-shirts, coffee mugs etc.

Do so quick with your spurious generalizations. He has been co-opted to do work in the Capitalist World. And that is our aim for MS too**.

Your Buddy Txt. (aka YBT)

* Are you new around here? If so for most content with the above signature, only explicit serious tags meet requirement that the words can be consumed straight without at least partial passage by your funny bone. Understood?

** Still awaiting my checks to become a full time, salaried shill for MS.
alegrand77

Jul 28, 2009
1:51 PM EDT
TxtEdMacs:

1. read this: http://eduardorozsaflores.blogspot.com/2009/02/compilation-b... 2. go back to your cave with your "cool" signature.@sshole
azerthoth

Jul 28, 2009
2:11 PM EDT
A: it's called humor. B: link is completely and totally TOS C: profanity is unwanted, unneeded, and unwarranted

gus3

Jul 28, 2009
3:27 PM EDT
*must fight temptation to feed troll, must fight temptation to feed troll*
helios

Jul 28, 2009
10:22 PM EDT
@ alegrand77

Post your birthday pal...we'll all chip in and buy you a sense of humor...maybe an extra layer of skin. Hope you don't spend too much time in the sun.

you just cursed one of the nicest, most intelligent and caring people I have ever met. You sir...be gone with you and do so in haste.

Ken Starks
tuxchick

Jul 28, 2009
10:32 PM EDT
Quoting: one of the nicest, most intelligent and caring people I have ever met.


Where? Who? Surely not TxtEdAttila, kicker of puppies and eater of the last cookies? He always takes the last cookie, always, and never ever offers to share it. I tell ya, he's a fiend.
jdixon

Jul 29, 2009
12:01 AM EDT
> He always takes the last cookie, always, and never ever offers to share it. I tell ya, he's a fiend.

But he leaves the crumbs behind, TC. :)
gus3

Jul 29, 2009
1:05 AM EDT
Nonsense on the "last cookie." I'm not gonna let it go to waste while everyone else tries to come off as "properly mannered."
azerthoth

Jul 29, 2009
1:22 AM EDT
Last cookie eaters unite!!! Why put someone elses self indulgence before your own. We are doing them a favor actually, removing the temptation. We burden ourselves with the extra calories so that others wont have to. Last cookie eaters are actually performing a public service.

Thus proving that TxtEatMacaroons, is actually a stand up giving person. Lets face it, I know that the older I get my waistline appreciates that kind of thoughtfulness more an more.
gus3

Jul 29, 2009
1:27 AM EDT
Quoting:We burden ourselves
Speak for yourself. I enjoy it. If I didn't, I wouldn't eat it.
azerthoth

Jul 29, 2009
2:40 AM EDT
shhh they arent supposed to know that
TxtEdMacs

Jul 29, 2009
10:24 AM EDT
alegrand77,

Who knew ... sob, whimper, whine ... [drop, drop*]. Only a perfect [one] could see through my subterfuge. I am forlorn, now seen by all as what I am. Whereas you being a perfect will pass unnoticed. I guess that is the gift of being a perfect a.h. bestows.

Just one question: is that your only claim to being part of the elite? Or is it just the sense of self entitlement and perhaps dash worthiness based upon your choice of being born into a well financed family?

Don't listen to helios, he is describing a personality I mostly suppress around here. While some of the others are not perfect nor do they even match my meager level of excellence they will be good company. So please stay.

YBT

* enormous tears hitting the floor.
TxtEdMacs

Jul 29, 2009
10:54 AM EDT
az, Thanks for the defense.

TC, Sorry I do not eat cookies, cakes, pies, ice cream, etc. While not a vegetarian I was accused of being one when I was in a hospital for several weeks with a mechanical problem*. I was not then nor am I now such a person, but I stay away from saturated fats as much as possible and chemically concocted foods, I guess that stems form my being a part of a large scale study of arterial sclerosis.

So I hereby promise I will not now or ever steal any tuxchick's edible cookies. However, her hardware, personal / proprietary / secret data may not be safe in my presence. Remember I shill for anyone that pays. And you should note too, white collar crime pays big and the penalties too tend to be less severe. The latter conditions are enhances by the necessity of the following conditions be borne out in full. Therefore, you lose only if you are caught, only if you are perceived as one deserving (or an easy target) to be made an example, only if convicted and only if you are NOT given a Get Out of Jail free pass.

YBT * No treatment, surgery - just being feed pain killers and other sundry drugs to keep me quiet while the pain lessened.

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