Happy B-Day TC
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azerthoth Aug 06, 2009 2:46 PM EDT |
and best wishes too |
caitlyn Aug 06, 2009 2:53 PM EDT |
Happy Birthday, Carla! May you have many, many more. |
gus3 Aug 06, 2009 3:10 PM EDT |
You don't look a day over O(n log n). |
dinotrac Aug 06, 2009 3:17 PM EDT |
Birthday Smirthday. Have a happy anyday, even one made more special by falling on the yearday you graced the place with your wrinkly little face. |
Sander_Marechal Aug 06, 2009 3:46 PM EDT |
Happy birthday! Have some pie :-) |
jdixon Aug 06, 2009 4:13 PM EDT |
TC: http://karenswhimsy.com/birthday-cards.shtm Have a great birthday. |
tuxchick Aug 06, 2009 4:38 PM EDT |
Another year has passed me by
Oh No! I clasp my head
My choices are so limited
Be older or be dead! **stuffing pie into my wrinkly face, nom** |
theboomboomcars Aug 06, 2009 4:46 PM EDT |
Happy Birthday TC. |
TxtEdMacs Aug 06, 2009 8:20 PM EDT |
TC, Since you are having pie, can I have the last cookie? YBT |
gus3 Aug 06, 2009 8:39 PM EDT |
MBT, Your discussion of pi and HTTP cookies exposes you as a real geek, who by definition cannot be a spokes-shill for Microsoft. PWN3D! |
jdixon Aug 06, 2009 9:29 PM EDT |
> ...who by definition cannot be a spokes-shill for Microsoft. Well, not until the checks clear. :) Personally, I'd be happy to shill for Microsoft, but I doubt they would consider my required salary for doing so a reasonable one. |
gus3 Aug 06, 2009 9:33 PM EDT |
I can be bought. Just not by BillG&co. I have standards. |
caitlyn Aug 06, 2009 10:03 PM EDT |
Quoting:Personally, I'd be happy to shill for Microsoft, but I doubt they would consider my required salary for doing so a reasonable one. Same here. When it comes to making a living I can be quite the IT mercenary. |
tuxchick Aug 06, 2009 10:34 PM EDT |
Those are great cards, jdixon. I like old-timey. Except in plumbing; modern bathrooms are wonderful things. But in birthday cards they're very cool. new motto: Will Shill For Shillings. |
caitlyn Aug 06, 2009 10:57 PM EDT |
The motto works for me. :) So... do you want a super duper deluxe boxed DVD edition of Dr. Strangelove for your birthday? Actually, based on your comment in the other thread you probably have that already :) |
tracyanne Aug 07, 2009 5:41 AM EDT |
Happy birthday Carla. |
bigg Aug 07, 2009 6:53 AM EDT |
Happy Birthday. Is there some LXer birthday database of which I am not aware? |
TxtEdMacs Aug 07, 2009 7:47 AM EDT |
To All You Nasty, Nasty People ... Just asked one tini, tiny favor and What Happens: I get pillared. My reputation is run through the mud and worse. All of a sudden I am not worthy of being an upstanding shill for MS. "Since when?", I ask. Here's proof I am the best fit. But first let me kill off some of the lies said about me, by persons I could name [see how professional and civil my discourse is?] that have their own agenda. Quoting:Your discussion of pi and HTTP cookies exposes you as a real geek,Dastardly Lie! I AM NOT A GEEK! Everyone here knows I speak only nonsense. I know nothing. This started the avalanche of those applying to do my work, indeed, the work I invented. Even jd would accept a check, caitlyn and TC!!! (where's dino, he must be busy.) It was I that began to recommend MS products that do not even exist. Moreover, I used extravagant language to describe their unmatchable quality. Furthermore, I hit the peak of low level sales personship having never used any named products*. No one comes close to my facile lies. So how can any of you amateurs match that level of lying expertise? THE TRUTH IS NONE OF YOU CAN! Now if that was not enough to make you rethink your slide into ignominy [I am Ok, because I have been immunized to take disgrace with grace]. If that is not enough, who will look after the orphans I care for? Most of you hate kids. Who better than I to train them to survive in the new serfdom our elites are so assiduously pursuing? Most here do not even notice the plan, some are even active supporters. So I teach them a bit of shop lifting and fencing of goods with an eye to both quality and the most easily monetized with the most difficult to track character. Who among you money hungry hordes would match my good works? None, I say - now go away. When I invented Shilling their were no apt phrases, I own it all. Now please, please go away in peace, that's all I ask [and let the checks flow]. Oh, TC what about that last cookie? YBT * Even those that are real. |
gus3 Aug 07, 2009 8:07 AM EDT |
Don't hold back, Txt. Tell us how you really feel. |
TxtEdMacs Aug 07, 2009 8:21 AM EDT |
gus..., So kind of you to notice my restraint. Truly appreciated. YBT |
tuxchick Aug 07, 2009 9:28 AM EDT |
In restraints seems to be the appropriate option. Pie anyone? |
jdixon Aug 07, 2009 11:26 AM EDT |
> Those are great cards, jdixon. I thought you might like them, TC. I'm glad I was right and I hope you had a wonderful birthday. |
techiem2 Aug 07, 2009 11:35 AM EDT |
Congrats TC! |
gus3 Aug 07, 2009 12:53 PM EDT |
"Do you still love me?" "Oh, yes!" "The old ball and chain?" "I'll get them." --Addams Family Values |
Scott_Ruecker Aug 07, 2009 9:08 PM EDT |
Quoting:Is there some LXer birthday database of which I am not aware? No bigg, there isn't. She is just so popular that its become its own little holiday..;-) |
hkwint Aug 09, 2009 11:13 AM EDT |
Too late. Anyway: Happy TC-day to y'all. |
caitlyn Aug 09, 2009 12:14 PM EDT |
tc: So you want to be in restraints for your birthday? Whatever floats your boat... I thought cake was traditional for birthdays, not pie. We had ice cream cake on my birthday. We had a cake inspire by a pie (Boston cream, with chocolate icing) on my ferret Chin Soon's birthday. Is that close enough? |
theboomboomcars Aug 09, 2009 9:20 PM EDT |
"You put candles on a cake, it's a birthday cake. You put candles on a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen." -Jim Gaffigan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR5aQAngT50 |
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