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Story: Microsoft, other rivals slam Google Chrome OSTotal Replies: 12
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tuxchick

Nov 21, 2009
8:34 PM EST 		In other news, Google spokesmodels retorted that Microsoft is an obese sweaty poopyhead that hasn't written a worthwhile line of code in decades, can't compete, can't tell the truth, and emits bad smells. "They're just jealous because we're cuter and everyone loves us" said their lead spokesdroid.

In yet more late-breaking news, real people are oblivious to all of this geek drama, and continue to wish that computers weren't such annoying PITAs.
gus3

Nov 21, 2009
8:55 PM EST 		How did I know, even before clicking the link to this thread, that tuxchick was the one who started it?
tuxchick

Nov 21, 2009
9:21 PM EST 		Because you are a stout and helpful bear!
gus3

Nov 21, 2009
9:27 PM EST 		I may be a helpful bear, but I am a lager, not a stout.
phsolide

Nov 22, 2009
1:03 AM EST 		obese sweaty poopyheads of the world unite. you have nothing to loose but your obese sweat.
azerthoth

Nov 22, 2009
2:35 PM EST 		PITA ... no no no, this is google, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Androids.
TxtEdMacs

Nov 22, 2009
5:22 PM EST 		AZ,

Consider this a friendly warning, this line:
Quoting:[...] this is google, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Androids.
comes very close to stepping on MY astroturf.

YBT
tuxchick

Nov 22, 2009
5:44 PM EST 		I'm a card-carrying PETA member. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=39449634046
azerthoth

Nov 22, 2009
6:01 PM EST 		sorry Txt, figured I was safe since I was not being remunerated for it.
chalbersma

Nov 22, 2009
7:39 PM EST 		Hells ya People Eating Tasty Animals
softwarejanitor

Nov 22, 2009
9:05 PM EST 		@tuxchick That is the kind of PETA I can go for...
caitlyn

Nov 22, 2009
10:15 PM EST 		Well... I don't eat animals, mainly because it used to upset my stomach to no end when I did. It runs in the family.

Hey, better to eat tasty animals than tasty androids. I hear androids are awfully difficult to digest.
hkwint

Nov 23, 2009
3:23 AM EST 		I eat chrome. Not much of it, but it seems the body needs it.

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