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Story: Microsoft wants to hire an anti Linux GuruTotal Replies: 12
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softwarejanitor

Dec 31, 2009
6:17 PM EST 		Nobody who is any good applies... Hopefully whoever gets hired talks a good game but is not able to execute...
dinotrac

Jan 01, 2010
9:01 AM EST 		Sounds like the perfect job for me.

Grrr. Bad Linux. Very bad.
TxtEdMacs

Jan 01, 2010
9:54 AM EST
Quoting:Sounds like the perfect job for me
No, no!! Me, me, me - I am perfect as a recognized shill and astroturfer supreme. I have all the job qualifications and experience. You may, however, beat me on one necessary criterion: the sleaze factor*.

Top that dino.

YBT

* There is a nasty rumor your were trained in the legal profession. If so I lose, possibly, on this one itty bitty missing resume bullet**.

** But on the bright side, I could just shoot you to eliminate the competition.
hkwint

Jan 01, 2010
10:40 AM EST 		I guess Microsoft is more familiar with the stone age and therefore we'd better send them a Dino.
dinotrac

Jan 01, 2010
10:40 AM EST 		Txt -

I was indeed trained in the legal profession and, once upon a time, actually hung a shingle.

But not a problem. Microsoft don't need no stinkin' legalities.
gus3

Jan 01, 2010
11:01 AM EST 		You hung a shingle? What did it do to deserve hangin'?
dinotrac

Jan 01, 2010
5:20 PM EST 		gus3 --

I lived in Texas long enough to rely on "It needed hangin'".
SamShazaam

Jan 01, 2010
10:05 PM EST 		I hear Darl McBride is out of work. Possibly even Rob Enderle.
gus3

Jan 02, 2010
12:58 AM EST 		Yeah, but Darl suffers from cognitive dissonance, and Rob Enderle's reputation is already too well-established on the 'net. They need someone who's actually believable.
jdixon

Jan 02, 2010
1:41 PM EST 		> I lived in Texas long enough to rely on "It needed hangin'".

I thought that was "The SOB had it comin'."
dinotrac

Jan 02, 2010
2:29 PM EST 		No, that would be "He needed killin'".
alc

Jan 02, 2010
6:34 PM EST 		"He needed killin'"

After a fair trial of course.
dinotrac

Jan 03, 2010
6:27 AM EST 		>After a fair trial of course.

Of the trusty .357, that is.

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