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Story: Torvalds Honored by Gaggle of LawyersTotal Replies: 5
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Bob_Robertson

Apr 15, 2011
7:33 PM EDT 		"Torvalds Hanged by Gaggle of Lawyers"
hkwint

Apr 15, 2011
8:11 PM EDT 		Reminds me of yesterdays fortune:

"What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? . . . . . . . . A: Not enough sand."
Koriel

Apr 18, 2011
4:36 PM EDT 		Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A: A good start.
JaseP

Apr 18, 2011
4:52 PM EDT 		Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road vs. a dead skunk???

A: Skid marks in front of the skunk.

2 animals, a rabbit & a snake, both blind since birth, bump into one another in the forest. Both have no idea what kind of animal they are. They decide to feel each other, describe the other & tell one another what they think they are...

The snake goes first; "You're fluffy, warm, soft, have long ears & a bushy tail,... you must be a rabbit..."

The rabbit takes his turn; "You're scaly, slimy, low to the ground & have no balls,... you must be a lawyer..."

... Hey I have my JD, I've heard all of them...
Bob_Robertson

Apr 18, 2011
9:00 PM EDT 		Diff catfish lawyer

One is bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger, the other is a fish.
JaseP

Apr 20, 2011
8:29 PM EDT 		@ Bob Rob:

Yep that one too...

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