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STFUbuntu - The HOT New Linux Distro

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An Amazing Mind; By Vlad Dolezal 		Mail this story
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Have you ever wished your computer had the balls to tell you to STFU? Have you every wished it T4LK3D L1K3 7H1S? Have you ever dreamt of saying STFU every time you tell people about your HOT new distro? Have you ever dreamt of having sex with a rodent?

Yeah, yeah. Haven't we all?

Well, now's your chance!

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