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CodeWeavers CEO names himself employee of the month for 175TH consecutive month

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Jeremy White, founder and CEO of gadfly software developer CodeWeavers, Inc., announced today he is the firms Employee of the Month for the 175th consecutive month, an accomplishment unmatched by any executive in corporate America.

Each month, CodeWeavers selects an employee who excels in productivity, industriousness, passion, team spirit and initiative, said White. We seek an individual who goes above and beyond his or her daily requirements to demonstrate greatness and loyalty.

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Comments (7)

awesome

tuxchick ·
This is a perfect send-up of the many serious press releases that infest my inbox every week. Priceless!
Steven_Rosenber ·
Among the perks:

Quoting:Foot scrub and toenail manicure from company chief operating officer


I wonder who the lucky COO is ...
gus3 ·
His wife?

Or maybe boyfriend. NTTAWWT...

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ComputerBob ·
His family must be so proud of him!
gus3 ·
With that list of perks, they'd better be proud of him!
Bob_Robertson ·
I'll bet they get free Linux software.
tracyanne ·
Lucky buggers, I wish I could get free Linux Software.

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