Samsung Makes Android SAFE for IT

Here at Superuberawesomecom we use ALL the buzzwords, and more acronyms than you can shake a stick at! That is how you know we are super awesome.

yep they are indeed awesome and then some (AATS)

Yes it sounds like an end to end corporate solution that can fit onto one powerpoint slide.

Yes, but can it be leveraged to scale?

Yes,... But will they be able to gain market share in the New Economy ™® and be able to drive enterprise expectations at the Top Level©?

Likely not without a major paradigm shift to more outside the box thinking.

But you can't have a major paradigm shift without nose to the grindstone work ethic, being team players, and consolidation around their core ideals...

At the end of the day that sounds like the stakeholders want actionable intelligence on a best of breed core competency with deliverables to drill-down on.

Time for a shower.....

My eyes are bleeding.

> My eyes are bleeding.

Read smarter, not harder. :)

Such language!

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

But they aren't, of course. Sorry if you expected different.

Let's you know who works in a corporate environment, doesn't it?!?!

Sounds like synergy to me.

/me throws garlic and holy water at this whole thread.

We need to authoritatively formulate mission-critical infomediaries in order to distinctively exploit professional services and client-centric niche markets.

We actually had folk in marketing who spoke this cr@p at one of the larger companies I worked for, which was a shame as it was quite a nice outfit, the boss was your typical working man made good and all round down to earth nice guy and so it was the last place I was expecting to hear this word pollution but I suppose thats marketing for you, might also explain why he sold the company as he saw which way the wind was blowing.

Actually, the whole bafflegab generation process has been automated (except for indicating who will be credited as an author) -- no actual human thought required.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCIgen

http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

@ Koriel:

At a sales conference, during a Q&A session,... We had a marketing director for our company get asked an uncomfortable question she couldn't answer and launched unto a an answer like you write above,... everyone was silent for a few minutes,... and the microphone was passed to someone else for another question ... I turned to my boss and remarked, "She just said ABSOLUTELY nothing..." He nodded yes.