Bill Gates is NOT Satan, Says Satan

Posted by Sander_Marechal on Jan 26, 2008 7:09 PM EDT
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Sick and tired of hearing various "Bill Gates is Satan" jokes, the Prince of Darkness today issued an edict demanding an end to such friviolities. "How dare you compare Bill Gates to me!" Satan snarled during a fake press conference from the Fire & Brimstone Briefing Room broadcast live on CSPAN. "Yes, we all know Windows is an evil piece of cr@p -- and I applaud Bill Gates for his efforts -- but he doesn't even come close to the sheer vileness that I possess!"

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Oh Great GDStewart 6 1,886 Jan 28, 2008 11:17 AM
The man is a good, charitable man and should be respected. rayleon 12 1,744 Jan 27, 2008 10:44 AM

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