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Gates Says Linux Best OS Ever

Posted by Scott_Ruecker on · 5 comments
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At a hastily convened press conference Bill Gates announced that he personally thinks that "Linux is the best OS ever." Linux #1. He added, "Mundie and Ballmer are idiots. Their talk about how open source software damages intellectual property or how Linux is a cancer, is moronic. When I heard these attacks I felt sick to my stomach. How could a company that I poured my blood, sweat and tears into spread these untruths? My conscience guides me, that's why I'm before you today."

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Comments (5)

nicsmr ·
and Gates is a born again...and has seen the light.

Yep.
NoDough ·
Checking the date on the story line.... lemesee, does it say April 1st?

Nope. It says Monday, June 4th.

If it wasn't on BBSpot, I wouldn't know what to think.
Scott_Ruecker Story submitter ·
I did stick a humor category on did I not? LOL!!

tuxchick ·
Scott, did you hear the one about trying to tell a joke to computer geeks?

That's not funny!
Bob_Robertson ·
> That's not funny!

I heard that as the punchline for: "How many gender-feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

If Gates ever were to say such a thing, his stockholders would bring a suit against him for deliberately destroying their "shareholder value".

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