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Codeweavers to overtake Microsoft by 2018

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wine-reviews; By Tom Wickline
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Current Sales Trend Indicates Gadfly Open Source Developers Will Be Nation's Largest Provider of Windows Technology; Microsoft Imperiled CodeWeavers Offers to Buy Microsoft Campus "On Credit"

Current Sales Trend Indicates Gadfly Open Source Developers Will Be Nation's Largest Provider of Windows Technology; Microsoft Imperiled CodeWeavers Offers to Buy Microsoft Campus "On Credit"

SAINT PAUL, Minn. (July 24, 2009) – CodeWeavers, Inc. today announced that recent sales trends position them to overtake Microsoft's operating revenue in 2018, based on Microsoft's fourth quarter report dated July 23, 2009 showing a 17 percent decrease in revenue quarter over quarter.

Yesterday while eating lunch at his desk, CodeWeavers President and CEO Jeremy White spied a story reporting that Microsoft's quarterly revenues had decreased 17 percent - leading to the first year-over-year decline in their 34-year history. "I nearly spit a mouthful of a Jimmy John's Turkey Tom sandwich onto my desk in excitement and awe," he said, "because our own revenues had grown by more than 20 percent during our fourth quarter."

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Comments (5)

Thanks for fixing the caps

Thanks for fixing the all caps, I didnt notice it until after I sent it.

Tom
I can't remember if i did that or not..lol! Too many articles man, too many..
I fixed them. That's why you don't remember Scott :-)

In the other direction

While we might view such a story as humor, Microsoft would take a story like this and act as if it's a serious analysis. They'd call up their friends in the MSM and we'd be seeing stories written as if it's gospel. At the bottom of the story, there would be a sentence stating, "Some do not agree with this assessment, claiming that it is hard to predict the future."
Well... one of the hardest things to predict is the future... (-:

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