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Oh, To Be A Fly On The Wall...

Posted by helios on · 17 comments
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Blog of helios has entered the storm prediction game. We are predicting a Tempest of unparalleled strength and the eye of that storm is going to be the current office of Steve Ballmer. Whaddayawanna bet that Ballmer not only pitches chairs, he will pitch every craftsman tool and appliance out the door as well?

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Comments (17)

Worse than being /.ed is being LXered. We have crashed helios.
I kinda figured that might have happened when it took the page several minutes to load for me....
I am mixed in my emotional response..

I am sad that we are the cause of crashing Helios's website

but

You can be LXered?!?!?

AWESOME!!

Hense my moral dilemma.. ;-)
oh the puns that are running through my wee little brain.

Helios may have to stop putting things on the wire, so he would need to be exLX'd.

However he could get a stronger connection, then he could reLX, but with his bills he's probably just going to be poLX'd. Did I miss any?
Your hilarious Azer..
I know, puns are another of those things that are best done in the privacy of one's home, and should you wash your hands afterwords.
helios Story submitter ·
Well Scotty...it's official, this little cult of yours has cratered my blog.

Congratulations! ;-)] !!!

Oh...the cult thing...? Someone recently suggested that those who read my blog are members of "helios's cult".

Tis to laugh again, with gusto and mirth.

Just don't burn the place down...

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Quoting:don't burn the place down...
Awww, just as it was getting fun. :(
Yeah, I noticed that too for a while. You must have managed to time things just right to where enough people would come rushing into your blog, thus causing the server the site was hosted on to cry "Mommy!"
If it was a "little" cult, your website wouldn't have buckled under the weight of being LXer'ed. LOL!

Using LXer as a verb brings me an unexpected and inordinate amount of pleasure..
OK, y'all need to get back to work! ;)
My job is to read the Blog of helios.
> ...y'all need to get back to work!

What? You don't know that Helios pays all of the LXer regulars to read and comment on his blog with the illicit proceeds he scammed from the tux500 project? You obviously haven't been reading enough of Penguin Pete's magnificent prose.
What! Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!
> Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!

Helios says the check's in the mail. :)
>> Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!

> Helios says the check's in the mail. :)

And that´s why I insisted he pay me through PayPal.
Hmmmph! I'm getting paid with Monopoly money.

OK, how'd we get so far off track? heh

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