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Story: Microsoft rejects IBM strategy and open source 'dorks'Total Replies: 5
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AnonymousCoward

Nov 15, 2005
8:08 PM EST 		Microsoft's mantra, no? Now here's Linux, and suddenly it's "only" a developer phenomenon.

Tell that to China, suckers! (-:
jimf

Nov 15, 2005
8:22 PM EST 		LOL, 'dorks' huh.

Very soon you'll experience that wonderful new "customer experience of Windows Live". Then you'll see who the real dorks are.

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number6x

Nov 16, 2005
2:13 AM EST 		Steve: "Developers, developers developers..." "Where are all my developers going?" "I'm running out of people to throw #*|&&|%@ chairs at!"

Lacky: "Well, Uh, sir you see the market"

[Interupted by telephone intercom buzzer]

Steve: [presses intercom button] "YES!"

Intercom: "Sony on Line 4 Mr. B. They say they are having a problem with their customers"

Steve: "Customers! That's it, I can throw chairs at our customers!"

Lacky: "Good Idea sir!"
Tsela

Nov 16, 2005
2:15 AM EST 		number6x: That could have made a nice UserFriendly comic :) .
TxtEdMacs

Nov 16, 2005
3:35 AM EST 		Hey #6, did you see the video of Steve Ballmer doing "Developers, [D]evelopers [D]evelopers...", the musical?

If you find it, turn down the audio before you start playing it! [I thought I passed it on, but I cannot find the link in my emails.]
number6x

Nov 16, 2005
5:14 AM EST 		I saw the video of sweaty monkey boy doing his dance a long time ago.

Whooooooooooooooo!

Stevie B. makes Howard Dean look like a librarian.

I think you can find links to it on a lot of Mac advocacy websites. There wasn't any chair throwing in that video, but if you have ever seen it, it isn't very hard to imagine Steve Ballmer as someone with a very short fuse.

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