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Gratuitous tribute to Microsoft.

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dinotrac

Dec 19, 2007
5:40 AM EST
TC --

I'm highly offended that you would put such an obvious tribute to Microsoft on the front of your book.

Let's face it:

That's a woman pounding a way on a horse shoe. Horse shoes go on horses to protect their hooves. We know that many girls and women love horses. Shoeing your own horse is a powerful expression of that love, taking time and sweat to take care of your horse. You really can't have a horse worth shoeing unless that horse has a hindquarters. And when you're talking horses' rears...



jdixon

Dec 19, 2007
6:12 AM EST
I think you're stretching Dino. Microsoft isn't a horse's rear. They're an entire ass (equus asinus, according to Wikipedia).
tuxchick

Dec 19, 2007
6:24 AM EST
Now you owe me a keyboard AND a monitor. An impeccable chain of logic worthy of Mr. Spock himself!

dinotrac

Dec 19, 2007
6:50 AM EST
>Now you owe me a keyboard AND a monitor.

Put it on my tab.
gus3

Dec 19, 2007
7:46 AM EST
Dino probably owes several kb's and monitors by now.
dinotrac

Dec 19, 2007
8:12 AM EST
>Dino probably owes several kb's and monitors by now.

Not to mention laptops, cell phones, and an Audi R6.
tuxchick

Dec 19, 2007
8:43 AM EST
Keep the Audi- a Range Rover would be nice.
Scott_Ruecker

Dec 19, 2007
9:00 AM EST
Dino might owe me a new laptop from my spitting a mouth full of coffee all over it while reading his thread starter.

Your hilarious Dino!
dinotrac

Dec 19, 2007
9:07 AM EST
>from my spitting a mouth full of coffee

Just so long as I don't owe you a mouth full of coffee!!
Steven_Rosenber

Dec 19, 2007
9:20 AM EST
I'm waiting for Horseshoe SP1 before I comment further.
hkwint

Dec 19, 2007
11:37 AM EST
Make that Audi a Fiat 500, since the latter runs on MS Windows - the project is called "Blue & ME" (really, not kidding!), probably referring to BSOD and WinME?

BTW Carla, your book is available in my country, and only 35 Euro's! A good reason to give myself a Christmas-present (Santa 'leaves' 5 December in my country, so that's too late).
Scott_Ruecker

Dec 19, 2007
12:03 PM EST
No no no..just the computer, the coffee was irreplaceable..

;-)
dinotrac

Dec 19, 2007
12:25 PM EST
>No no no..just the computer

Whew!! My wife gets deadly when she gets jealous.

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