BSA, I make you a deal!

Story: BSA Raise Reward Up to $1 Million for Qualified Reports of Software PiracyTotal Replies: 1
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nikkels

Jul 02, 2007
10:20 PM EDT
Dear BSA, If you ever have intentions to open an office in Thailand, please let me know beforehand. I make you a good deal. I only want US$ 1.00 ( ONE dollar ) per pirate that I give you. This offer expires on September 30th 2007. After that it will be $2.00 ( TWO ) per pirate. If you have intentions to take me up on this offer, be prepared to shovel 10 million Dollar ( 20 million after September 30th ) in my direction.

Best regards. Multi millionaire in the make.
jezuch

Jul 03, 2007
6:10 AM EDT
Well, I figure I could report myself as a pirate. One million dollars is nothing to sneeze at in Eastern Europe. I'd put it in the bank at a good interest rate and watch it grow while I'm in Jail. And after that - "I'm never gonna work another day in my life"[1] ;) I think it's a pretty good deal.

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