BSA, I make you a deal!

Story: BSA Raise Reward Up to $1 Million for Qualified Reports of Software PiracyTotal Replies: 1
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nikkels

Jul 02, 2007
9:20 PM EST
Dear BSA,
If you ever have intentions to open an office in Thailand, please let me know beforehand.
I make you a good deal.
I only want US$ 1.00 ( ONE dollar ) per pirate that I give you.
This offer expires on September 30th 2007.
After that it will be $2.00 ( TWO ) per pirate.
If you have intentions to take me up on this offer, be prepared to shovel 10 million Dollar ( 20 million after September 30th ) in my direction.

Best regards.
Multi millionaire in the make.
jezuch

Jul 03, 2007
5:10 AM EST
Well, I figure I could report myself as a pirate. One million dollars is nothing to sneeze at in Eastern Europe. I'd put it in the bank at a good interest rate and watch it grow while I'm in Jail. And after that - "I'm never gonna work another day in my life"[1] ;) I think it's a pretty good deal.

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