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Story: Oh, To Be A Fly On The Wall...Total Replies: 16
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ColonelPanik

Jan 17, 2008
12:46 PM EST 		Worse than being /.ed is being LXered. We have crashed helios.
techiem2

Jan 17, 2008
1:15 PM EST 		I kinda figured that might have happened when it took the page several minutes to load for me....
Scott_Ruecker

Jan 17, 2008
2:17 PM EST 		I am mixed in my emotional response..

I am sad that we are the cause of crashing Helios's website

but

You can be LXered?!?!?

AWESOME!!

Hense my moral dilemma.. ;-)
azerthoth

Jan 17, 2008
2:40 PM EST 		oh the puns that are running through my wee little brain.

Helios may have to stop putting things on the wire, so he would need to be exLX'd.

However he could get a stronger connection, then he could reLX, but with his bills he's probably just going to be poLX'd. Did I miss any?
Scott_Ruecker

Jan 17, 2008
3:05 PM EST 		Your hilarious Azer..
azerthoth

Jan 17, 2008
3:24 PM EST 		I know, puns are another of those things that are best done in the privacy of one's home, and should you wash your hands afterwords.
helios

Jan 17, 2008
3:59 PM EST 		Well Scotty...it's official, this little cult of yours has cratered my blog.

Congratulations! ;-)] !!!

Oh...the cult thing...? Someone recently suggested that those who read my blog are members of "helios's cult".

Tis to laugh again, with gusto and mirth.

Just don't burn the place down...

h
gus3

Jan 17, 2008
7:33 PM EST
Quoting:don't burn the place down...
Awww, just as it was getting fun. :(
thenixedreport

Jan 17, 2008
8:56 PM EST 		Yeah, I noticed that too for a while. You must have managed to time things just right to where enough people would come rushing into your blog, thus causing the server the site was hosted on to cry "Mommy!"
Scott_Ruecker

Jan 17, 2008
10:19 PM EST 		If it was a "little" cult, your website wouldn't have buckled under the weight of being LXer'ed. LOL!

Using LXer as a verb brings me an unexpected and inordinate amount of pleasure..
kingttx

Jan 18, 2008
5:22 AM EST 		OK, y'all need to get back to work! ;)
ColonelPanik

Jan 18, 2008
7:53 AM EST 		My job is to read the Blog of helios.
jdixon

Jan 18, 2008
8:04 AM EST 		> ...y'all need to get back to work!

What? You don't know that Helios pays all of the LXer regulars to read and comment on his blog with the illicit proceeds he scammed from the tux500 project? You obviously haven't been reading enough of Penguin Pete's magnificent prose.
techiem2

Jan 18, 2008
8:06 AM EST 		What! Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!
jdixon

Jan 18, 2008
8:51 AM EST 		> Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!

Helios says the check's in the mail. :)
DarrenR114

Jan 18, 2008
11:42 AM EST 		>> Hey! I haven't gotten my paycheck yet!

> Helios says the check's in the mail. :)

And that´s why I insisted he pay me through PayPal.
kingttx

Jan 18, 2008
12:19 PM EST 		Hmmmph! I'm getting paid with Monopoly money.

OK, how'd we get so far off track? heh

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